We Must Deal With It
Wanna see stuff getting crushed?
The Hydraulic Press Channel on YouTube. Made by two Finns with great accents. My new favorite.
1.) "Here we have this lovely giraffe. It doesn't look very dangerous, but it could attack at any time. So we must deal with it."
2.) "For today's extra content, we are going to make tasty Easter lamb with our press."
3.) "We have this tortoise. It is at least 100 years old, but it still looks kind of dangerous and we must deal with it."
4.) "We have this dinosaur. This one is Tyrannosaurus Press. It is extremely dangerous because he has such enormous teeth. We must deal with it."
5.) "We have this kangaroo mother and her baby. They look both extremely dangerous and may attack at any time. So we must deal with it."
"I trust you have no more pressing business, Mr. Bond." -AvE